89 Comments to “POV your friend with fast metabolism #shorts #comedy #funny”
Al is so scared of lettuce he couldnt buy one himself
where else was he gonna get ¾ of a head of lettuce though
@arvt_ from his FRIDGE 💔
@arvt_ 3/5ths
@@revix_dhe ain’t got room in his fridge, we’re in it
SOOOO many recalls are of vegetables, like a LOT, contaminated with salmonella and listeria and whatever else, plus pesticides and herbicides and fungicides and all the other -icides, all of which have terrible health effects 😬
Al is a smart dude 🤷
I was 140 lb of lean shred until I had to quit smoking ouid for a government job. Started drinking beer and gained an unlosable 25 lb very quickly. Lesson here is: don’t be 40+ years old.
Noted 👍
Try switching to vodka instead (or maybe quit drinking if you hate yourself)👍
Carbs will do that haha. As above stated, clear alcohols, very low on calories
I mean I think it’s just the beer
40+ years old watching zoomer shorts yikes
The “no fourth? Fifth”
When friend asks is that ur 3rd beer
beer are counted using the fibonacci sequence
Me watching this video eating straight out of a jar of peanut butter
😂😂 same
You’re living the life, man
@@kostikukko6233 i have SO much trouble gaining weight… i’ve stayed the same for like 6 years im not joking
@@llliiimmmeee same for me throughout all of puberty. I inexplicably developed a muffin top this past year tho I seem to finally be able to develop muscle now so that’s a plus..
Peak living bro
al so scared of lettuce he used a picture 😂😂
Did you just copied the 3k likes comment…?
@@deotexh
@@deotexh AND GET PINNED?
Here Al, so you can buy a gummy bear and get fat, then sue Lyft and buy more gummy bears.
buying me is a good decision
@@gummy2bear358 🫡
Goated giant baby hate
That’s like 1 dollar
That’s why he said a gummy bear@@kajetanmedrecki4317
“This ain’t my third. The fourth? The fifth! The minor fall and the major lift”
“… the baffled king composing Hallelujah …” One of my absolute favourite songs. Thanks for the earworm!
This made me laugh harder than it should
Al-lellujah… Al-lellujah…
😂😂
All hell ooh yahh
As a person with a ridiculously fast metabolism, I approve this message
Had it from tweens to late 30s too. It’ll likely slow eventually. Be ready.
I had to eat 4.5k calories every day to even begin to put on weight. At that I capped at 170. I’m 6ft1in, it just doesn’t effect me. That was with a nutritionist, and a personal trainer, over the course of 3 months. It seriously sucks not fun or lucky. Effort can’t defeat genetics
I could eat like Dionysus and I would still weigh less than anyone I know. The fat is not with me
Fast metabolism isn’t real. You’re either not eating enough in the entire day (including bad nutrition) or you’re exerting yourself too much (including not sleeping) or both. I used to think I had fast metabolism too
@ I dont think I under eat, but I definitely don’t bulk
Me, 6’5 and 170 watching this while eating a 1200 calorie plate of spaghetti for dinner.
“Ah, yes…”
6’5 170 is crazy bro im 6’1 145 trying to hit 170 but can’t 😂
6’5″ and 170? Bros got that Slenderman build. At your size every meal should be 1200 calories, not just dinner.
Same with me 6’3, 165
@@Ocavious damn bro you literally a flamingo
@@Ocavious How? I’m 5’1″ 140lbs and I have abs and my stomach is flat from my stomach to groin. My collarbone is like a knife.
Tbf I do have 50″ shoulders, and a 42″ ribcage, and 32″ hips. My calves are 19″ and my biceps are 16″ and my neck is 17″. So I do have that coveted Dorito build.
As a girl.
Everyone thinks a fast metabolism is great until they see the monthly food bill
That and how no matter waht you do, you’ll still be able to see your entire skeleton popping up from under your skin when you go to the beach
That’s the thing that keeps me from eating till I’m actually full, lmao
Could probably eat an entire restaurant and be hungry an hour after.
😭😭😭 ya..
I just skip eating sometimes, it works well when I tell my stomach to shut up
Buy more food that has fat like nuts, meat, dairy, peanut butter
Lettuce all feel for Al’s struggle.
Thank you for this comment 😆
You gotta remember that it’s not just weight, it’s muscle too. High metabolism makes muscle gain nearly impossible, which fucks with their self image as much as people who are trying to lose weight
Not really, I have this exact issue, but throughout 2014 – 2019 I was able to gain 21kg (from 59 to 80) because I ate heavy calories and worked out consistently.
Working out with heavy weights allows for muscle gain and it’ll pretty much stay as long as you’re consistent.
After that it was all just about maintaining. Still had to eat the heavy calories, if not my weight would drop though. Getting sick for 2 days usually made me drop 3-4kgs lol
Not really. its higher muscle content leads to higher metabolism.
Got a Friend like that, Meanwhile I’m here with an EMPTY plate if I wanna lose weight 😂
As someone who’se struggled with losing weight my whole life and has a sister with the opposite problem, it’s tough from both sides
Bruh thank you for seeing both sides, my tiny self has suuuuch a hard time keeping weight on buy complaining about it feels messed up cause most people think it’s a “good” problem to have 🙄😩
It’s really not. Neither of you count your calories and both are under the opposite delusion. Sister doesn’t eat enough, you eat too much and you both think you eat the same.
@@ProductionsJoe ‘Cause you know us personally, right?
@@Beefstroganofff Don’t need to. You’re not an alien that has a body that escapes basic science. Download myfitnesspal, log your food, don’t go above 1200 calories a day and you’ll lose the weight. Been there done that, losing weight is easy, not going back to your fattie habits and gaining it back is the hard part, ask me how I know lmao.
I’m sure its tough on both sides but in the society we live in today, id much rather struggle to keep weight on than off 🥲
The “yeah! or no… fourth? fifth!” perfect execution
High metabolism actually sucks when your body starts eating itself
I agree
@@yangdragongaming7796 thirding this comment
Literally have nearly zero fat left on my body cause I physically can’t gain weight, every time I’m hungry my body immediately jumps to tearing itself apart
@jefferygrandor7852protein powder, pizza and heavy weights 3-4x per week my dude
Its harder to gain weight than to lose weight
“I just can’t gain weight,” little Timmy says loudly.
“Yeah…that sounds tough,” big Tom says quietly.
Shitting and crying rn😢
Do that in the toilet dawg😭@Capybara_Productions
@@emirlerdtm6774🤣
NEVER @@emirlerdtm6774
How does my comment have 600 likes and only 2 replies 😭
BRO, THIS IS SO REAL! I’m 6’2″ and I can barely maintain 140lbs. (I’m shocked I’m not dead) And I eat more than basically everyone I know 😭
Almost exactly me but im 166lbs
That was me. 6’6″ and below 180. Weightlifting did wonders
Try using butter instead of oil
Same 6’2 I just got up to 150
Same! 6’4 and weigh 130, can barely gain or maintain anything, and I down 3 whole pizzas on a pretty much daily basis
Fast metabolism❌
Tape worm✔
I legit wonder sometimes.
I do wrestling and genuinely consider this every time I’m over/sj
Legit what happened to me. For years I couldn’t gain muscle or weight. Got that bad boy removed and immediately blew up. I spent probably 4-5 years bodybuilding with a tape worm, and 2 without. In those 2 years I made 3x progress I made the previous 5.
Al is so scared of lettuce he couldnt buy one himself
where else was he gonna get ¾ of a head of lettuce though
@arvt_ from his FRIDGE 💔
@arvt_ 3/5ths
@@revix_dhe ain’t got room in his fridge, we’re in it
SOOOO many recalls are of vegetables, like a LOT, contaminated with salmonella and listeria and whatever else, plus pesticides and herbicides and fungicides and all the other -icides, all of which have terrible health effects 😬
Al is a smart dude 🤷
I was 140 lb of lean shred until I had to quit smoking ouid for a government job. Started drinking beer and gained an unlosable 25 lb very quickly. Lesson here is: don’t be 40+ years old.
Noted 👍
Try switching to vodka instead (or maybe quit drinking if you hate yourself)👍
Carbs will do that haha. As above stated, clear alcohols, very low on calories
I mean I think it’s just the beer
40+ years old watching zoomer shorts yikes
The “no fourth? Fifth”
When friend asks is that ur 3rd beer
beer are counted using the fibonacci sequence
Me watching this video eating straight out of a jar of peanut butter
😂😂 same
You’re living the life, man
@@kostikukko6233 i have SO much trouble gaining weight… i’ve stayed the same for like 6 years im not joking
@@llliiimmmeee same for me throughout all of puberty. I inexplicably developed a muffin top this past year tho I seem to finally be able to develop muscle now so that’s a plus..
Peak living bro
al so scared of lettuce he used a picture 😂😂
Did you just copied the 3k likes comment…?
@@deotexh
@@deotexh AND GET PINNED?
Here Al, so you can buy a gummy bear and get fat, then sue Lyft and buy more gummy bears.
buying me is a good decision
@@gummy2bear358 🫡
Goated giant baby hate
That’s like 1 dollar
That’s why he said a gummy bear@@kajetanmedrecki4317
“This ain’t my third. The fourth? The fifth! The minor fall and the major lift”
“… the baffled king composing Hallelujah …” One of my absolute favourite songs. Thanks for the earworm!
This made me laugh harder than it should
Al-lellujah… Al-lellujah…
😂😂
All hell ooh yahh
As a person with a ridiculously fast metabolism, I approve this message
Had it from tweens to late 30s too. It’ll likely slow eventually. Be ready.
I had to eat 4.5k calories every day to even begin to put on weight. At that I capped at 170. I’m 6ft1in, it just doesn’t effect me. That was with a nutritionist, and a personal trainer, over the course of 3 months. It seriously sucks not fun or lucky. Effort can’t defeat genetics
I could eat like Dionysus and I would still weigh less than anyone I know. The fat is not with me
Fast metabolism isn’t real. You’re either not eating enough in the entire day (including bad nutrition) or you’re exerting yourself too much (including not sleeping) or both. I used to think I had fast metabolism too
@ I dont think I under eat, but I definitely don’t bulk
Me, 6’5 and 170 watching this while eating a 1200 calorie plate of spaghetti for dinner.
“Ah, yes…”
6’5 170 is crazy bro im 6’1 145 trying to hit 170 but can’t 😂
6’5″ and 170? Bros got that Slenderman build. At your size every meal should be 1200 calories, not just dinner.
Same with me 6’3, 165
@@Ocavious damn bro you literally a flamingo
@@Ocavious How? I’m 5’1″ 140lbs and I have abs and my stomach is flat from my stomach to groin. My collarbone is like a knife.
Tbf I do have 50″ shoulders, and a 42″ ribcage, and 32″ hips. My calves are 19″ and my biceps are 16″ and my neck is 17″. So I do have that coveted Dorito build.
As a girl.
Everyone thinks a fast metabolism is great until they see the monthly food bill
That and how no matter waht you do, you’ll still be able to see your entire skeleton popping up from under your skin when you go to the beach
That’s the thing that keeps me from eating till I’m actually full, lmao
Could probably eat an entire restaurant and be hungry an hour after.
😭😭😭 ya..
I just skip eating sometimes, it works well when I tell my stomach to shut up
Buy more food that has fat like nuts, meat, dairy, peanut butter
Lettuce all feel for Al’s struggle.
Thank you for this comment 😆
You gotta remember that it’s not just weight, it’s muscle too. High metabolism makes muscle gain nearly impossible, which fucks with their self image as much as people who are trying to lose weight
Not really, I have this exact issue, but throughout 2014 – 2019 I was able to gain 21kg (from 59 to 80) because I ate heavy calories and worked out consistently.
Working out with heavy weights allows for muscle gain and it’ll pretty much stay as long as you’re consistent.
After that it was all just about maintaining. Still had to eat the heavy calories, if not my weight would drop though. Getting sick for 2 days usually made me drop 3-4kgs lol
Not really. its higher muscle content leads to higher metabolism.
Got a Friend like that, Meanwhile I’m here with an EMPTY plate if I wanna lose weight 😂
As someone who’se struggled with losing weight my whole life and has a sister with the opposite problem, it’s tough from both sides
Bruh thank you for seeing both sides, my tiny self has suuuuch a hard time keeping weight on buy complaining about it feels messed up cause most people think it’s a “good” problem to have 🙄😩
It’s really not. Neither of you count your calories and both are under the opposite delusion. Sister doesn’t eat enough, you eat too much and you both think you eat the same.
@@ProductionsJoe ‘Cause you know us personally, right?
@@Beefstroganofff Don’t need to. You’re not an alien that has a body that escapes basic science. Download myfitnesspal, log your food, don’t go above 1200 calories a day and you’ll lose the weight. Been there done that, losing weight is easy, not going back to your fattie habits and gaining it back is the hard part, ask me how I know lmao.
I’m sure its tough on both sides but in the society we live in today, id much rather struggle to keep weight on than off 🥲
The “yeah! or no… fourth? fifth!” perfect execution
High metabolism actually sucks when your body starts eating itself
I agree
@@yangdragongaming7796 thirding this comment
Literally have nearly zero fat left on my body cause I physically can’t gain weight, every time I’m hungry my body immediately jumps to tearing itself apart
@jefferygrandor7852protein powder, pizza and heavy weights 3-4x per week my dude
Its harder to gain weight than to lose weight
“I just can’t gain weight,” little Timmy says loudly.
“Yeah…that sounds tough,” big Tom says quietly.
Shitting and crying rn😢
Do that in the toilet dawg😭@Capybara_Productions
@@emirlerdtm6774🤣
NEVER @@emirlerdtm6774
How does my comment have 600 likes and only 2 replies 😭
BRO, THIS IS SO REAL! I’m 6’2″ and I can barely maintain 140lbs. (I’m shocked I’m not dead) And I eat more than basically everyone I know 😭
Almost exactly me but im 166lbs
That was me. 6’6″ and below 180. Weightlifting did wonders
Try using butter instead of oil
Same 6’2 I just got up to 150
Same! 6’4 and weigh 130, can barely gain or maintain anything, and I down 3 whole pizzas on a pretty much daily basis
Fast metabolism❌
Tape worm✔
I legit wonder sometimes.
I do wrestling and genuinely consider this every time I’m over/sj
Legit what happened to me. For years I couldn’t gain muscle or weight. Got that bad boy removed and immediately blew up. I spent probably 4-5 years bodybuilding with a tape worm, and 2 without. In those 2 years I made 3x progress I made the previous 5.